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Gift wrapping is hard. So am I.
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Gifts are expensive. Good thing this dick is free.
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Gifts are expensive. Good thing this pussy is free.
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Happy Birthday! Candles aren't the only thing getting blown this year.
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Happy Birthday! Frosting isn't the only thing getting licked this year.
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Happy Father's Day! Thanks for not pulling out.
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Happy Father's Day! You motherfucker.
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Happy Mother's Day! Thanks for deciding to keep me.
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Greeting cards with an adult twist.
There's nothing wrong with traditional greeting cards, but why not get a little filthy? These cards are perfect for everyone, including your prudish grandma.