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• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Dimensions: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Complimentary envelope